Entertaining Challis


I’m Not Dead Yet
May 9, 2007, 9:08 pm
Filed under: Life in Montana

Hey ya’ll. . . .

  Sorry I have been a little busy. I just got a comment on one of my old posts from Sandra. Something to the effect of  ” what the hell! Are you ever going to write again?”  That might have been two responses lumped together. Hard to say.  Thought it might be about time I got off my ass and did a little writing. Almost done with school for the sememster, (only one more final to go! WHOOHOO!) and I find myself with a little bit of time.

I took a new job working in an intense therapuetic group home. It’s turned out to be rather challenging. I bet I have learned as much, if not more, than what I have taught my boys. Or tried to teach at any rate. Damn if those kids don’t make me laugh! Not intentionally of course. After my first week in the job, I went home and called my mom, told her I loved her and that I was SO VERY SORRY!

Funny how life turns out sometimes.

Maybe I need to head over to some other people’s sites and see what they have been up to.



What color is your aura?
November 22, 2006, 10:03 pm
Filed under: though. . .

***Your Aura is Blue***
Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life.
You are very giving of yourself. And it’s hard for you to let go of relationships.

The purpose of your life: showing love to other people

Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah

Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor, Writer
What Color Is Your Aura?
http://blogthings.com/whatcolorisyourauraquiz/



Wouldn’t this be great to hear. . . . .
November 14, 2006, 8:55 pm
Filed under: seriously

I got this in my email this morning. It’s not the first time I have gotten it.  Every time I read it, though, I think, “HELL YA!”  Bush needs to track the author of this little speech down and HIRE him/her.  If you have read it before, well tough shit pedro. Give it another read. It’s worth it.

My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has
> been completed.
>
> Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war,
> our mission in Iraq is complete.
> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all
> American forces from Iraq . This action will be complete within 30
> days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.
>
> Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of
> countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict.
> This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia,
> and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
>
> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
> world’s nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
> distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
>
> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to
> those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The
> money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for
> the costs of the Iraqi war.
>
> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third
> world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on
> corruption.
>
> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France .
>
> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
> money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at
> home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with
> us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends
> from the face of the earth.
>
> Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.
>
> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
> France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We
> are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>
> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the
> many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two
> unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be
> stripped, shredded, and crushed. I don’t care about whatever treaty
> pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid
> tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes,
> Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops
> in the world. I love New York
>
> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
> likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want
> to try not pissing us off for a change.
>
> Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt
> government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple
> extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am
> going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something
> with your oil.
>
> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty –
> starting now.
>
> We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we’ll be drilling
> for oil in Alaska – which will take care of this country’s oil
> needs for decades to come. If you’re an environmentalist who
> opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country
> and move there. They care.
>
> It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own
> citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by
> saying, “darn tootin.”
> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around
> the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about
> everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America .
> It is time to eliminate homelessness in America . It is time to
> eliminate World Cup Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1,
> a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won’t forget. To
> the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to
> speak Arabic. God bless America. Thank you and good night. If you
> can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English,
> thank a soldier.



Everything is for sale nowadays. . . .
November 13, 2006, 8:42 pm
Filed under: Best Medicine, Do it with a smile

   Little  Johnny attended a horse auction with his
   father. He watched as his
   father  moved from horse to horse, running his hands
   up and down the horse’s
   legs  and rump, and chest.
   After  a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing
   that?”
   His  father replied, “Because when I’m  buying
   horses, I have to make sure
   that they are healthy and in good shape before I
   buy. Johnny, looking  worried, said,

“Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy  Mom.”



The gynecologist
November 6, 2006, 10:32 pm
Filed under: Uncategorized

  The Gynecologist
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> A Beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at
>>> the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately
>>> told her to get undressed.
>>>
>>> After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While Doing so he
>>> asked her, “Do you know what I am doing?”
>>>
>>> “Yes,” she replied, “You are checking for abrasions or Dermatological
>>> abnormalities.”
>>>
>>> “That’s right,” said the doctor.
>>>
>>> He then began to fondle her Breasts. “Do you know what I am doing now?” he
>>> asked.
>>>
>>> “Yes,” she said, “You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast
>>> cancer.”
>>>
>>> “Correct,” replied the shady doctor.
>>>
>>> Finally, he mounted his Patient and started having sexual intercourse with
>>> her. He asked, “Do you know what I am doing now?”
>>>
>>> “Yes,” she said, “You’re getting herpes: which is why I came here In the
>>> first place.”



True American Humor
October 31, 2006, 11:53 pm
Filed under: Uncategorized

It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor!
Only I don’t see it as Humor, but the correct way to
LIVE YOUR LIFE!

If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends.
Ya’ll know who ya’ are…

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase,
“One nation, under God.”

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You’ve never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments
posted in public
places.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You still say “Christmas” instead of “Winter Festival.”

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart when
they play the National Anthem.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You treat all Veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You’ve never burned an American flag.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You know what you believe and you aren’t afraid to say so,
no matter who is listening.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You’d give your last dollar to a friend.

GOD BLESS THE USA!



Welcome to my life
October 3, 2006, 4:59 pm
Filed under: Best Medicine, Do it with a smile, Life in Montana

 No shit, folks, we have at least three of these trucks on the place, and never even had a close call.  We are only a couple of miles from the prison ranch, too. Go figure

TOP 10 REASONS RANCH TRUCKS AREN’T STOLEN:

#10   They have about 20 miles before they overheat, breakdown or run out of gas

#9   Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or out.

#8   It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence tools, grease rags, ropes, chains, syringes, buckets, boots and loose papers in the cab.

#7     It takes too long to start, and the smoke coming up through the rusted-out floorboard clouds your vision.

#6     The Border Collie on the toolbox looks mean.

#5     They’re too easy to spot. The description might go something like this:

The driver’s side door is red, the passenger side door is green, the right front fender is yellow, etc.

#4     The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if you’re being chased. You could use the mirrors if they weren’t cracked and covered with duct tape.

#3     Top speed is approximately 45 mph.

#2     Who wants to steal a truck that needs a year’s worth of maintenance, u-joints, $3,000 in body work, tail-lights and windshield?

#1     It is hard to commit a crime with everyone waving at you.